Boys Are Gross
Last weekend I took my son, my nephew and a friend to our church youth group leader’s apartment. They had plans to go get pizza then head to a local elementary school to use their gym for a game of dodge ball. On the way there the topic of career aspirations came up when I posed the question of “What do you want to be when you grow up?” The conversation then went as follows:
My nephew: “I want to go to the community college for the first two years then transfer to the University of Kentucky and get a degree in nursing.”
Me: “That’s great. You would make a good nurse.”
My son’s friend: “I really want to get a scholarship to play soccer for Brescia University and get a degree in biology.”
Me: “You shouldn’t have trouble getting that scholarship. You are a really good soccer player.”
My son: “I know for def that I want to get a degree in science and then go work for NASA in Houston, TX. I’m thinking I want to go to college somewhere in Florida or California because, you know, more boobs there.”
Me: (face palming and making a sigh).........
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